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Heretics and Believers Clash on the Battlefield in Cyberspace

Pursuing Perfect Sound with ab_ba

More Letters from Customers and Critics Alike

Seems like ab_ba has something to get off his chest.

Hi Tom,

Suppose somebody wanted to know if your claims about the records you sell are true. How could they find out? They’d have to buy a record from you. There is very little independent commentary or reviews available online, and now I know why.

I started a forum thread, hoping to find some other Better Records enthusiasts, and just sort of have a place where I could share what I’ve discovered, in case anybody else found it of value.

After two weeks and 13 pages, the thread got shut down. This was after skepticism, hostility, and very little sincere curiosity.

They tried to explain to me how wrong I was. They told me I was gullible. They insisted I must work for you. One guy asserted I must *be* you. After all, who, other than you, would ever say the things I was saying?

They seemed particularly irked by two things:

First, the markups you charge.

Second, the fact that you are so vocal about the sound quality of modern pressings.

Regarding the first, what seems to particularly bother some people is that you used to go into used record shops in the LA area, pay the price they were asking for a record, and then for some of those records, you would come to the conclusion that based on its sound it was worth a lot more than they charged you for it.

Tom, they are still upset that you did this. Anybody could have done it. To this day, anybody could still do it. Nobody else is doing it.

People may resent you for now selling for $1000 a record that went for $2.98 40 years ago, but that’s simply how markets operate. I watched an old jazz record sell for $7000 on ebay last week, without a single comment on how it actually sounds.

Regarding the second source of ire, apparently you changed your mind about how some records sound, and you were willing to be very vocal about how you thought they sounded, even if those records were made by good friends of yours.

I get it that a lot of people who found themselves in your situation would have just kept their mouth shut about it, but this was all 20 years ago, and here we are today, and I’ve got a fantastic-sounding shelf of records and a great stereo to play them on, all because I decided to see if I could trust your advice.

ab_ba

ab_ba,

Thanks for writing.

I’m surprised you haven’t been excommunicated by now.

What you are doing, in the eyes of the members of the forum, is spreading a false gospel. They used to burn people like you at the stake. Now we just delete the threads they start. Saves firewood.

You are an apostate. Nothing you say can change the fact that you don’t believe what other members of the Hoffman forum believe. Trying to convince them that there is a better way is a fool’s errand. All you end up doing is making enemies.

Welcome to my world. Everything we do and say irks the people who don’t buy records from us.

Those who actually buy records from us seem fairly pleased if I do say so myself. They write us lots of nice letters.

To be fair, if someone were to post a comment on my blog along the lines that “everybody knows that digital is far superior to the outdated 75-year-old technology of the vinyl LP,” I would not reply to it. I would just delete it. Some folks can’t be saved. (The truth is they will never save themselves because it takes twenty years and many tens of thousands of dollars to build a good system, and for 99% of all the music lovers in the world, that is journey they are not prepared to take.)

Back to our story.

The fact that you have evidence to support your beliefs doesn’t change anything. You are doing the work of the devil and your writings must be banned lest they cause other acolytes to lose their faith and suffer the damnation that is sure to come their way (the excommunication referenced above that awaits those who spread malicious lies).

Your threads will never stay up. Best to go to other forums. Hoffman’s does not allow heretical beliefs such as yours.

The guys on the forum are Mid-Fi guys. They cannot understand what you are saying because they do not have the systems to play records at the level you play them, nor do they have the money and inclination to build a better system than the one they have.

Why would they build such a system? To show them that the records they’ve collected and told they were the best aren’t the best?

If they betray their idol, where will they fnd new internet friends to hang out with in cyberspace?

The real world is a lonely place for the typical audiophile. There just aren’t that many of us.

The Hoffman forum gives these people a place to hang out and be with others of a like mind.

It’s their sandbox. They seem to enjoy sitting in it. I say let them play to their heart’s content.

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